My Happy Place

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

merasmus:

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holy shit scoobert goin hard as hell watch the fuck out gang image

ruinedchildhood:

murder-myself:

the most emotional post on tumblr

the struggle is real

how often do you masturbate
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elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

sharpedont:

sharpedont:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

bllonde:

sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache

a-great-perhaps-in-a-paper-town:

blogfrenzy:

a-great-perhaps-in-a-paper-town:

a-great-perhaps-in-a-paper-town:

why do seagulls fly over the sea? 

because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels

oh

I really hate myself sometimes I’m sorry